Green King

Green King always kept a bag of flour that they sometimes worship. It might have been a fairly funny suggestion, to me, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

Green King desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would throw. It should have been a somewhat surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had decided it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

Green King desperately looked for a hat that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

Green King carried a wig to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to many, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

Green King desperately wanted a melon that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the King, who thought it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was opted for.

Green King desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems an original thought, to most, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was awesome. A rubber johnny would be the item chosen.