The Confused King

The Confused King always had with them a sword to cuddle. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to some, but not to the King, who expected that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a sword was the chosen thing.

The Confused King searched for a stretchman that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a new proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thought it would be miraculous. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

The Confused King carried a bottle of beer to play with. It would be a different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

The Confused King wanted a pen that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pen is the item to choose.

The Confused King desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who felt it was sublime. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

The Confused King had a dildo to put on his head. It would be a funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a dildo was the item that was opted for.