Their Funny King

Their Funny King owned a hat that they sometimes play with. It might be an exciting suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who expected it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item to select.

Their Funny King craved for a dildo that they would often throw. It would be a fairly exciting activity, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thought it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo of all things.

Their Funny King always had with them a stretchman that they would demolish. This seems to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a stretchman having that done to it

Their Funny King desperately looked for a condom that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a condom would be the item chosen.

Their Funny King looked for a hat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a curious suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a hat is the item that was chosen.

Their Funny King found a porno magazine that they would often play with. One might say this is a bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the King, who feels it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.