Their Lonely King

Their Lonely King desperately needed a pen that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was epic. A pen is the thing that was chosen.

Their Lonely King desperately needed a can of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the King, who had decided it would be miraculous. Strangely, a can of coke being the item selected.

Their Lonely King had a bag of poop that they would eat. It might be a fairly surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

Their Lonely King owned a cup that they would play with. It might be a funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

Their Lonely King desperately looked for a bag of flour that they liked to smash. This seems to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the King, who felt it would be simply life. Honestly, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

Their Lonely King craved for a custard pie that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly strange suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who had decided it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was selected.