Her Exceptional Knight

Her Exceptional Knight always carried a spade to drop. It was an unusual operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a spade being the thing selected.

Her Exceptional Knight owned a toilet brush that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly curious action, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

Her Exceptional Knight looked for a little monkey that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

Her Exceptional Knight searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was stunning. A bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

Her Exceptional Knight always kept a bag of poop that they sometimes worship. This seems to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. A bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

Her Exceptional Knight searched for a bat that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was an odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to opt for.