His Dodgy Knight

His Dodgy Knight always carried a custard pie to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to select.

His Dodgy Knight found a bottle of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a new activity, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

His Dodgy Knight desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who felt it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

His Dodgy Knight found a radiator that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

His Dodgy Knight searched for a toilet brush that they would often throw. It might have been a fairly new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who assumed it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

His Dodgy Knight desperately craved for a condom that they would sometimes drop. It would be a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item that was selected.