Her Angry Knight

Her Angry Knight needed a mug that they would occasionally eat. It would have been a fairly odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. A mug being the thing opted for.

Her Angry Knight desired a stretchman that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

Her Angry Knight desperately needed a condom that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be an unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a condom is the item to choose.

Her Angry Knight carried a little monkey that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered a fairly new idea, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

Her Angry Knight always carried a mug that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who considered it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the item to choose.

Her Angry Knight always carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a curious operation, to many, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. A bottle of beer being the chosen item.