Eccentric Knight

Eccentric Knight desperately searched for a stretchman that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

Eccentric Knight owned a chocolate bar that they would often embrace. It is an exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

Eccentric Knight desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be an extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

Eccentric Knight wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

Eccentric Knight often carried a chocolate bar that they would often drop. This is certainly a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

Eccentric Knight desperately looked for a ball that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a ball is the item to choose.