My Purple Knight

My Purple Knight needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. A rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

My Purple Knight often carried a custard pie that they would sometimes eat. It is a fairly weird idea, to my children, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. A custard pie is the thing to select.

My Purple Knight found a melon that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a melon being the chosen item.

My Purple Knight always kept a mug that they would throw. It is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a mug is the item to select.

My Purple Knight owned a teapot that they would often put up their bum. It was a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. A teapot was the thing that was opted for.

My Purple Knight craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might say this is a new proposal, to me, but not to the Knight, who thought it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item selected.