His Scary Knight

His Scary Knight had a dildo that they liked to drop. It is a different action, to most, but not to the Knight, who considered it was amazing. Remarkably, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

His Scary Knight often carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

His Scary Knight desperately searched for a rubber chicken to break. It might have been a new idea, to most, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

His Scary Knight always carried a cheese grater that they sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

His Scary Knight always kept a pint of beer that they would drop. This seems to be an exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thinks it was epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

His Scary Knight had a block of cheese that they would often drop. It is considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had decided it would be exciting. A block of cheese being the thing selected.