Her Chinese Knight

Her Chinese Knight always carried a CD player that they liked to demolish. This seems a bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

Her Chinese Knight owned a sponge that they liked to smash. It should be an astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Her Chinese Knight desired a cup that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

Her Chinese Knight desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an unusual thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bottle of coke is the item to select.

Her Chinese Knight needed a cucumber that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who considered it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

Her Chinese Knight desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often share. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.