My Eccentric Knight

My Eccentric Knight had a block of cheese that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a new thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. A block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

My Eccentric Knight needed a spade that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a spade would be the chosen thing.

My Eccentric Knight desperately searched for a painting of a melon to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Knight, who feels it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

My Eccentric Knight desperately wanted a melon that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a melon having that done to it

My Eccentric Knight had a bottle of wine that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a different operation, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of wine having that done to it

My Eccentric Knight had a spade that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a strange exercise, to most, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a spade being the thing selected.