My Chinese Knight

My Chinese Knight always had with them a little monkey that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who considered it was exciting. Remarkably, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

My Chinese Knight always carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an unusual activity, to most, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

My Chinese Knight searched for a CD player that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a different thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a CD player was the item that was selected.

My Chinese Knight always carried a rubber chicken that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

My Chinese Knight desperately wanted a dildo that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a curious activity, to many, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

My Chinese Knight desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might say this is an exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.