Her Purple Knight

Her Purple Knight always kept a spade that they would throw. It should be an exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a spade was the chosen thing.

Her Purple Knight desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally throw. It should be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Purple Knight craved for a bottle of coke that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly curious activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who assumed it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

Her Purple Knight always carried a can of Tango to insert somewhere. This could be considered a surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Strangely, a can of Tango of all things.

Her Purple Knight found a melon to sleep with. It should be a funny activity, to some, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the item chosen.

Her Purple Knight craved for a can of Tango that they would often smash. It might have been a curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to select.