Adorable Lunatic

Adorable Lunatic often carried a porno magazine that they liked to throw. This is certainly a fairly unusual exercise, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

Adorable Lunatic desperately looked for a mug that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a mug being the item opted for.

Adorable Lunatic desperately desired a spade to throw. It was a fairly original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

Adorable Lunatic found a tomato that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to choose.

Adorable Lunatic often carried a condom that they would worship. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a condom would be the chosen thing.

Adorable Lunatic desperately desired a wig that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be an unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a wig being the thing selected.