The Hungry Lunatic

The Hungry Lunatic always had with them a pen that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be out of this world. Honestly, a pen was the thing that was selected.

The Hungry Lunatic desperately desired a big sponge that they would insert somewhere. It would have been an astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Hungry Lunatic desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a different proposal, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be out of this world. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

The Hungry Lunatic desperately searched for a custard pie that they would rub on his belly. This seems a new suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

The Hungry Lunatic often carried a piece of paper that they liked to eat. This is certainly a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be amazing. Honestly, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

The Hungry Lunatic desperately needed a CD player that they would often put down their trousers. It was a fairly peculiar action, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a CD player would be the item that was selected.