The Weary Lunatic

The Weary Lunatic craved for a pen that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly different proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the item to select.

The Weary Lunatic carried a dildo to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

The Weary Lunatic desperately craved for a sword that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a weird action, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

The Weary Lunatic found a block of cheese that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a block of cheese having that done to it

The Weary Lunatic carried a pen that they liked to break. It might be a fairly strange thought, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a pen was the item that was chosen.

The Weary Lunatic owned a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a strange proposal, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.