The Silly Lunatic

The Silly Lunatic desperately needed a ball that they would often break. This could be considered a fairly curious activity, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a ball is the item to opt for.

The Silly Lunatic desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would hug. This could be considered a peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

The Silly Lunatic found a bottle of beer that they sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Lunatic desperately needed a set of lego that they would occasionally play with. It is a fairly exciting action, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the item to select.

The Silly Lunatic looked for a block of cheese to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A block of cheese being the item selected.

The Silly Lunatic carried a block of cheese that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.