Her Red Lunatic

Her Red Lunatic looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

Her Red Lunatic carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes worship. This seems a curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

Her Red Lunatic owned a sack of potatoes that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a different thought, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

Her Red Lunatic needed a ball to break. It is considered to be a fairly new activity, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be exciting. A ball was the chosen thing.

Her Red Lunatic owned a computer that they liked to cuddle. It would be a bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A computer being the chosen item.

Her Red Lunatic desired a big sponge that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a fairly weird idea, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.