Their Exceptional Lunatic

Their Exceptional Lunatic always kept a teapot that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a teapot being the item opted for.

Their Exceptional Lunatic always kept a rubber chicken that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thought, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken of all things.

Their Exceptional Lunatic always kept a can of coke that they liked to sleep with. It would be a weird undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a can of coke was the chosen item.

Their Exceptional Lunatic always kept a vibrator that they sometimes break. It would be an odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

Their Exceptional Lunatic desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would annihilate This seems to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

Their Exceptional Lunatic desperately searched for a cheese grater to throw. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be out of this world. A cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.