The Lovely Lunatic

The Lovely Lunatic desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a strange exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was wonderous. A bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Lovely Lunatic desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was epic. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

The Lovely Lunatic desperately needed a pint of cider that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. A pint of cider of all things.

The Lovely Lunatic desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber johnny of all things.

The Lovely Lunatic needed a Harry Potter wand that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

The Lovely Lunatic desperately wanted a pint of beer that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the thing selected.