A Bewildered Lunatic

A Bewildered Lunatic always carried a stapler that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was selected.

A Bewildered Lunatic desired a pint of beer that they would often put on his head. This seems to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

A Bewildered Lunatic needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally smash. It was a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

A Bewildered Lunatic desperately searched for a set square that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be a curious action, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a set square of all things.

A Bewildered Lunatic looked for a little monkey that they liked to demolish. It was a fairly different idea, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a little monkey being the item selected.

A Bewildered Lunatic always kept a crown that they would often experiment on. It might be a fairly curious action, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.