My Fat Lunatic

My Fat Lunatic had a can of coke that they liked to put up their bum. It might be an astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

My Fat Lunatic carried a Harry Potter wand that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

My Fat Lunatic desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper to try to balance on their head. It is a curious activity, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

My Fat Lunatic desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes of all things.

My Fat Lunatic searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

My Fat Lunatic carried a stapler that they would often experiment on. It is considered to be an original proposal, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a stapler being the item opted for.