His Bum Loving Lunatic

His Bum Loving Lunatic had a block of cheese that they would occasionally play with. It was a fairly original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Lunatic searched for a pint of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be an unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Lunatic searched for a radiator that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is a curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a radiator was the chosen item.

His Bum Loving Lunatic always had with them a ball that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Lunatic often carried a piece of paper that they would drop. It might have been an extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Lunatic carried a ball that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. A ball was the thing that was opted for.