His Yellow Lunatic

His Yellow Lunatic desperately wanted a dildo that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a different operation, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

His Yellow Lunatic owned a spade to drop. This seems a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

His Yellow Lunatic desperately wanted a hat that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a fairly surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was simply life. A hat was the chosen item.

His Yellow Lunatic found a sword to play with. It was a fairly unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was sublime. A sword would be the thing that was selected.

His Yellow Lunatic needed a bottle of wine to throw. This seems to be a fairly curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

His Yellow Lunatic desperately looked for a melon that they liked to annihilate It would be a different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item that was chosen.