The Ugly Lunatic

The Ugly Lunatic always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes play with. One might say this is an odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Ugly Lunatic desired a lava lamp to cuddle. This seems to be a different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Lunatic always kept a pencil sharpener that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be a peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be exciting. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

The Ugly Lunatic desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a fairly peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

The Ugly Lunatic desperately craved for a can of coke that they would embrace. One might find this to be an extraordinary proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a can of coke is the item to choose.

The Ugly Lunatic always kept a set of lego that they sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the thing to opt for.