Her Crazy Lunatic

Her Crazy Lunatic often carried a CD player to worship. This seems a peculiar thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a CD player being the chosen thing.

Her Crazy Lunatic wanted a sword that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sword having that done to it

Her Crazy Lunatic desperately craved for a mug that they liked to embrace. It should have been a fairly weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the thing selected.

Her Crazy Lunatic found a bat that they would sometimes share. This could be considered a new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be awesome. Strangely, a bat being the thing selected.

Her Crazy Lunatic found a block of cheese that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be awesome. Honestly, a block of cheese of all things.

Her Crazy Lunatic carried a sword that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a sword being the thing opted for.