Her Bewildered Lunatic

Her Bewildered Lunatic wanted a set of lego that they liked to demolish. It might have been a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

Her Bewildered Lunatic desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

Her Bewildered Lunatic desperately needed a sword that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was opted for.

Her Bewildered Lunatic wanted a melon that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

Her Bewildered Lunatic desperately desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a new action, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to select.

Her Bewildered Lunatic had a little monkey that they would often break. This is certainly an odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was epic. Remarkably, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.