A Boring Lunatic

A Boring Lunatic looked for a bottle of wine that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems an unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

A Boring Lunatic owned a set square that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been an astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the thing to opt for.

A Boring Lunatic carried a set square that they would often hug. It would be a different proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is awesome. A set square would be the item that was chosen.

A Boring Lunatic needed a block of cheese that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

A Boring Lunatic desperately desired a mug that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an original action, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the item to choose.

A Boring Lunatic desperately needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was simply life. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the item selected.