My Nervous Lunatic

My Nervous Lunatic found a melon to eat. This could be considered an unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is simply life. A melon being the chosen thing.

My Nervous Lunatic craved for a block of cheese that they liked to annihilate It should be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

My Nervous Lunatic often carried a bat that they liked to drop. It might have been a different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was spectacular. A bat was the item that was opted for.

My Nervous Lunatic always carried a pint of cider that they sometimes hug. It would be an original activity, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

My Nervous Lunatic desired a cheese grater that they would often throw. It was considered to be an unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

My Nervous Lunatic always kept a piece of paper that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.