The Fat Lunatic

The Fat Lunatic always carried a can of coke that they would sometimes smash. It is a fairly funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

The Fat Lunatic desperately desired a can of Tango that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly new thing to do, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Fat Lunatic desperately desired a tomato that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

The Fat Lunatic looked for a bag of flour that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an odd thought, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

The Fat Lunatic found a set of lego that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems an odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the item to choose.

The Fat Lunatic had a pen that they would occasionally smash. It is a surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a pen being the chosen item.