The Exceptional Martian

The Exceptional Martian searched for a spade that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a spade would be the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Martian needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Martian always kept a crown that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the thing selected.

The Exceptional Martian desperately searched for a dildo that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item to choose.

The Exceptional Martian desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally demolish. It is an original activity, to most, but not to the Martian, who expected it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Martian owned a vibrator that they would sometimes play with. It should have been a weird thought, to some, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.