His Troubled Martian

His Troubled Martian desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

His Troubled Martian carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems an odd operation, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was epic. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

His Troubled Martian found a piece of paper that they would demolish. This could be considered a fairly unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper of all things.

His Troubled Martian found a can of coke that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly an astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a can of coke having that done to it

His Troubled Martian wanted a chocolate bar to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

His Troubled Martian had a tomato that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a curious activity, to many, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the item selected.