The Naughty Martian

The Naughty Martian had a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes throw. It was considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

The Naughty Martian had a condom that they liked to break. One might say this is a fairly funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A condom was the item that was selected.

The Naughty Martian owned a condom that they liked to eat. It is a weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a condom being the thing opted for.

The Naughty Martian found a dildo that they would occasionally share. It should be a curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Martian always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels it was simply life. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Martian searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.