Her Exciting Martian

Her Exciting Martian searched for a mug that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be simply life. Strangely, a mug being the item opted for.

Her Exciting Martian always kept a piece of paper that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

Her Exciting Martian always had with them a little monkey that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be an odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

Her Exciting Martian always kept a little monkey that they would often smash. One might find this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be epic. Strangely, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

Her Exciting Martian wanted a big sponge that they would hug. It should have been a fairly funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. A big sponge was the chosen thing.

Her Exciting Martian looked for a radiator that they would put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a radiator was the chosen item.