The Ugly Martian

The Ugly Martian desired a stretchman that they would annihilate It should be a fairly weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

The Ugly Martian wanted a radiator that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be an exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Martian always had with them a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Martian desperately craved for a CD player that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing to select.

The Ugly Martian desperately needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. A chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Martian had a teapot that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the item to select.