Her Big Martian

Her Big Martian needed a radiator that they would often cuddle. One might say this is an odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was selected.

Her Big Martian desired a tomato that they liked to smash. It was a fairly surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a tomato was the chosen item.

Her Big Martian found a mug that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly an original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

Her Big Martian desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would often break. This could be considered a fairly peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

Her Big Martian always had with them a pint of cider to embrace. It would have been a surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

Her Big Martian always carried a cucumber to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. A cucumber would be the item that was chosen.