A Scary Martian

A Scary Martian searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. A bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

A Scary Martian desperately needed a wig that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the chosen thing.

A Scary Martian always carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

A Scary Martian desperately needed a block of cheese to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly funny proposal, to me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

A Scary Martian craved for a stapler that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

A Scary Martian desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally share. It should be a peculiar thing to do, to me, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be magnificent. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.