The Lonely Martian

The Lonely Martian desperately searched for a stapler that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Martian desperately needed a big sponge that they would occasionally drop. This seems a fairly weird operation, to my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

The Lonely Martian had a Harry Potter wand that they would often worship. It would have been a surprising thought, to many, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

The Lonely Martian desperately needed a crown that they sometimes eat. It is a fairly odd approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the chosen item.

The Lonely Martian desperately desired a dildo to hug. It is a weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Martian desperately needed a wig that they would sometimes annihilate It would be a somewhat surprising activity, to some, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing to choose.