The Red Martian

The Red Martian always had with them a pen that they would demolish. It was considered to be an astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pen being the item opted for.

The Red Martian desperately searched for a CD player that they would try to balance on their head. It is a fairly odd thought, to you, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a CD player being the thing selected.

The Red Martian looked for a stretchman to sit and look at. It was an exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a stretchman of all things.

The Red Martian looked for a bag of poop that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

The Red Martian searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes share. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Red Martian desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly odd activity, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who considered it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.