The Silly Martian

The Silly Martian searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Martian desperately needed a wig that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Honestly, a wig was the item that was selected.

The Silly Martian desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be an odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was epic. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

The Silly Martian had a crown that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was out of this world. A crown is the item that was chosen.

The Silly Martian looked for a computer that they would drop. It might be a curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who felt it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a computer is the item that was chosen.

The Silly Martian desperately desired a custard pie that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been a weird undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.