A Crazy Martian

A Crazy Martian wanted a CD player that they would sometimes break. This seems to be a fairly different proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be fun. Honestly, a CD player being the item opted for.

A Crazy Martian often carried a pen to insert somewhere. It would be an original thought, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Strangely, a pen being the item opted for.

A Crazy Martian craved for a pint of beer that they would worship. It was considered to be a funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a pint of beer having that done to it

A Crazy Martian needed a sack of potatoes to eat. This seems a fairly bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

A Crazy Martian wanted a sword that they sometimes share. It should be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was magnificent. A sword being the item selected.

A Crazy Martian had a custard pie that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to select.