Their Crazy Martian

Their Crazy Martian looked for a can of Tango that they would often experiment on. It is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

Their Crazy Martian wanted a chocolate bar that they would often drop. This seems a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

Their Crazy Martian always carried a bag of flour that they liked to hug. This seems a fairly unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who feels it was entertaining. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

Their Crazy Martian desperately looked for a pint of beer to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

Their Crazy Martian desperately looked for a condom that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a condom would be the item chosen.

Their Crazy Martian craved for a stretchman that they would embrace. One might find this to be an unusual operation, to most, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.