The Colourful Martian

The Colourful Martian desperately desired a custard pie that they liked to eat. It might have been a somewhat surprising operation, to me, but not to the Martian, who thought it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

The Colourful Martian desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would sometimes share. It should have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who felt it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

The Colourful Martian looked for a set of lego that they would often hug. This is certainly a fairly unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

The Colourful Martian wanted a magic 8 ball to put down their trousers. It was a fairly weird thought, to most, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Colourful Martian looked for a bottle of beer that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is a funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Martian found a can of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.