The Funny Martian

The Funny Martian desired a cup that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be an unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the chosen thing.

The Funny Martian often carried a porno magazine to break. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Martian desired a wig to throw. It is considered to be a fairly new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a wig is the thing to select.

The Funny Martian desperately looked for a bat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. A bat was the thing that was selected.

The Funny Martian desperately looked for a melon that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Funny Martian desperately craved for a sword that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a fairly surprising thought, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the thing to choose.