Exceptional Martian

Exceptional Martian desperately needed a mug to experiment on. It should be a surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the item opted for.

Exceptional Martian desperately needed a pen that they would often play with. It is a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pen would be the item that was selected.

Exceptional Martian wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a fairly new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

Exceptional Martian desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who felt it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

Exceptional Martian desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been an unusual activity, to most, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be magnificent. A porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

Exceptional Martian owned a dildo to put in the bath with him. It is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to opt for.