My Orange Martian

My Orange Martian always carried a sword that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing to choose.

My Orange Martian desperately wanted a pen that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be an unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a pen would be the chosen thing.

My Orange Martian owned a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

My Orange Martian often carried a porno magazine that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a different operation, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be epic. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

My Orange Martian needed a CD player to annihilate This could be considered a fairly curious approach to life, to many, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. A CD player was the chosen item.

My Orange Martian craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a fairly peculiar thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thought it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.