Their Boring Monkey

Their Boring Monkey had a painting of a melon that they would often annihilate It should have been a fairly astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

Their Boring Monkey desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an unusual idea, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

Their Boring Monkey carried a bottle of wine that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

Their Boring Monkey desired a melon that they would eat. This seems to be a surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the item to choose.

Their Boring Monkey looked for a little monkey that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

Their Boring Monkey always kept a bat that they sometimes embrace. One might say this is an unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the chosen item.