Their Confused Monkey

Their Confused Monkey owned a toilet brush that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was epic. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

Their Confused Monkey looked for a pint of beer that they would often demolish. This might appear to be an extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

Their Confused Monkey always carried a wig that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a different suggestion, to some, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a wig being the thing opted for.

Their Confused Monkey desperately needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly astonishing action, to me, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be miraculous. A can of Tango is the item to choose.

Their Confused Monkey always carried a mug that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a peculiar action, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a mug having that done to it

Their Confused Monkey often carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.