The Troubled Monkey

The Troubled Monkey looked for a cup that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a cup was the chosen item.

The Troubled Monkey desperately desired a spade that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Monkey found a teapot that they would play with. One might consider this to be an odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to choose.

The Troubled Monkey carried a dildo that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly different operation, to most, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was epic. Honestly, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Monkey owned a vibrator that they sometimes worship. It is a fairly surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the chosen item.

The Troubled Monkey owned a crown that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be an original thought, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a crown is the thing that was chosen.